Feb 4, 2008

In other news....about Me

Monsey - Excitement reigned as renowned and widely revered-as-a-god virtuoso singer and guitarist David Kiss was rudely awoken from his daily nap to find out that he had been hired to sing and play guitar to the under-priviliged denizens of Cancun, Mexico this coming Passover. Small, squat mexicans were seen dancing and giving out candied dog treats to the children. "Donde es pantalones?", they exclaimed with joyful idiocy when asked to clean this reporters apartment.

David Kiss or a fat happy mexican in an undated photo. Courtesy of AP

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