Feb 6, 2008

Pet Peeves

Zvi said: Some of my pet peeves. Share yours...

People who ask you to send regards to someone and then follow up with
you to ask if you sent regards to the person
people who smoke cigarettes/weed and don't inhale
Hillary Clinton's existence (F her)
People who tell me to vote for Huckabee because "he's the best for
Israel". (A: How the F do you know that? B: Who's the best for
America???)
People who cause my taxes to go up
People who say F instead of Fuck
Hypocrites
The fact that people care what happens to Britney Spears

Avi: My only pet peeve is people who share their pet peeves with others. No one gives a shit.

Nathan A:
Peeves:
People who are unnecessarily mean and tell Zvi that no one gives a shit. (Avi)
People that make general statements and then at the end cough into their hand to inform you that they are really talking about someone specific (Nathan).
People who say not to vote for Obama because he is a Muslim when it is completely false. There are many valid reasons for not voting for someone why be an asshole.

On that note here is what my grandmother had to say about Obama:
"I don't go for Obama because he's a Shvartza and not because I'm racist, because he's Muslim and you never know what he's thinking."

And here's what someone else i know's mom had to say:
"how can you even think of voting for an anti semetic muslim black man"

Where did the fact that he's black come into either of there points?

And my friend in Israel:
"Obama scares me. I heard that all the Muslims in America are voting for him."

Ok onward with peeves:
Mitt Romney. I would never vote for him because he's black and a damn nigger... and an asshole.

I obviously can't discuss anything but the primaries right now so a few more points:
Huckabee said that we are importing people to our workforce because we aborted all the people that would be working for us. He called it a holocuast. Read it here.
He also couldn't understand why people were so against changing the constitution but were so quick to change the word of god on things like marriage. Oh, and he also would like to change the constitution and introduce same sex marriage type legislation.

Mitt Romney is an asshole.

Zvi, it seems your options this election for taxes are pay taxes to fund a bullshit war or pay taxes to fund an expensive healthcare proposal but there is no real fiscal conservative that has half a chance at being president.

And the only person who gets away with using F for fuck and S for Shit was Nachi because he did it with elegance and style.

Steve, F'in write something already.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I don't go for Obama because he's a Shvartza and not because I'm racist, because he's Muslim and you never know what he's thinking."

It's true, what are you gonna say when Obama is drinkin 40's and playing basketball in the Whitehouse gym instead of administering new policies? While we're on the subject, can you imagine Obama's cabinet:

VP - New York form VH1's "I Love NY"

Secretary of Defense - Ice Cube

Secretary of the Treasury - P Diddy

Secretary of Agriculture - Snoop Dogg

Anonymous said...

more pet peeves:

-stewie and brian from family guy - so not funny

-how great shows like arrested development get canceled but shows like dancing with the stars are hits?

-people who abuse LOL (i.e., Nice weather we've been having... LOL or how bout those mets? LOL)

Anonymous said...

LOL